I love this thing! hasn't left me since i've gotten it!
GRANDPA'S PIPE BATTERY
GRANDPA'S PIPE BATTERY
Free domestic shipping on orders $99 and up
Female owned and operated
Shipped within 2 business days from our warehouse in Long Island City, New York
Custom designs created by women
- Pipe shaped threaded 510 pen battery
- LED display
- Choose between 1.8volts to 2.6volts for your desired intensity
- Includes pre-heat function for extra sticky oils
- USB-C charging, with charging cable included
- Includes gift-able matching box
- Cartridge not included
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
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- Orders ship from Long Island City, New York.
Returns
- We accept returns on unused products within 30 days of receipt.
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GRANDPA'S PIPE BATTERY
Sale price$34.00
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GRANDPA'S PIPE BATTERY
Sale price$34.00
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 40 reviews.
I am obsessed with this whimsical pipe battery! I get compliments on it wherever I go. Works great, holds a charge for a super long time even as a daily user.
Such a good sturdy body
The battery life (500 puffs, one bar of life) and the angle that the base of the battery keeps the cart is perfect to prevent clogging. Awesome product, recommended to several friends already.
My first one didn't work so they sent me a replacement and I'm obsessed! I have 5 other batteries from Rythm that I love and I don't even look at them anymore, I reach for this one to use. I gifted one to hubby and he loves how cozy it makes him feel. He might like it more than the stick of butter pipe...
Great update from the one I had for a few years, no more pushing the button- just inhale. Nice display, hit counter and timer are cool, battery life is awesome, only down side was the first one I got didn't wanna work but the new one came fast and works wonderfully.
I love this battery so much. The appearance is easily my favorite part — it has such a fun, cozy, old-school pipe look, and I fully enjoy the Gandalf vibes every time I use it. It feels way more stylish and charming than a basic pen battery. I’ve also been really impressed by how long the battery lasts. I don’t feel like I’m constantly needing to recharge it, which makes it super convenient for regular use. The only thing I wish it had was a way to reset the hit counter, because that would make the display feel even more useful. But overall, this is a cute, practical, long-lasting battery with a ton of personality. I’m really happy with it.
best battery ever !!! plus it’s extremely hard to lose. perfect for a grandpa such as i
It doesn't always register carts so fair specifically mama is live resin carts, but other carts (fires bros, phatpanda, mfused) it does sense will puff to completion. Would absolutely recommend.
Ive gotten multiple batteries in the past that I never really got attached to, but this is classy AND adjustable in power. Basically everything I could ever want!
I love how cute it looks and how much it gives me Sherlock Holmes vibes, despite being a bit on the small side and accidentally hitting the buttons a decent amount. My only actual beef is that I have three carts it won't register at all. The Hustler's Ambition premium Cannabis Oil carts all read back "no pod" despite working fine in another battery. The cart with the solid ring is the style that works, the other is what the ones that don't register look like.
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I can’t tell you how many times this has become a talking piece. People have begged me to let them try their carts and just use it in general. Super awesome and love the levels. Charges pretty fast and easy to use!
Cute and petite yet very grown up looking. My partner likes a vintage aesthetic and also loves modern tech. This is the perfect gift for him. Only downside is the button can be a tad finicky. Luckily you don't need to hold it to draw!
me and my partner absolutely loved this battery! it hits really nice and the battery is really good for a long time
Simplistic operation and stands easily on its own. Very cute and fun to use.
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This is the best battery I've purchased ever! And it's cute on top of it?! STAHP!
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It’s amazing, I love it. I feel like I’m Sherlock Holmes now.
I bought this because my sister gifted my brother one and I was jealous! The pipe comes fully charged and stays charged for a while, it's easy to use and cool looking. It's also affordable. 10/10 would recommend <3
I got this as a gift and it was a huge hit. I want to get one for myself!
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Its so silly bro
got it as a gift for someone and they love it
I love this little guy, and have seen nothing on the market like it. It's effective, and honestly, thank you for putting a USB-C charging port!!!
Got it for a friend and they were very happy. Fun gift!
Love this battery! Acts a little funky when it needs a charge but other than that amazing!
I’ve had this for a few weeks, used almost daily and the battery still has full bars! Adjustable temp is great and it’s cute as hell. You can tend to goose the temp controls and it was a little hard for me to initially turn on but otherwise no complaints!
Love it been using it since it came in hopefully there more cool batteries to come!!
so cute everyone loves it! quick question how do i reset the hit counter
Hello! I love this company and the way they respond to their customers. I bad and issue with how i type in my billing and house address. A quick email and they respond less then 24 hours!! They changed the issue immediately with a sweet email and all. NOW to the battery !! I love itttt . Everyone who's seen it since I ordered it has complimented it and asked where it was from. Shipping was less than a week and it came in great condition with secure packaging. My only issue with this specific battery , was that when I go to drag it I kinda have to use a little more then normal air . But the cloud and pull is still full if that makes sense. Another slight issue is it takes decent thumb force to turn the battery off and on , but the buttons to lower/rise the voltage is VERYY sensitive. So if you have and issue with that do as you will. IM SATISFIED!! Thank you sm 🙏🏽🙏🏽💕💕
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Its perfect, no problems with my carts and feels smooth. Doesn’t have total balance when setting it down but cool otherwise. I also like the buzzing effect it has. 10/10
This is truly the best Xmas I’ve ever received…from myself. The only thing is you have to remember to shut off.
Key is that it works, the battery life is fantastic, and the power options are very convenient. My only gripe is superficial, as I wish the stem connecting to the weed thing was a little longer, and the bulb is a little small in my hand. Otherwise perfect product :3
For years, my actual grandfather's actual wooden pipe has sat, lonely, in a box somewhere, never used, because it's a tobacco pipe and I don't smoke tobacco. But I longed for the aesthetic of a grumpy old man, smoking his wooden pipe—I long no more, thanks to my Grandpa's Pipe Battery! Now, I can puff to my heart's content while frowning curmudgeonly at noisy music, terrible Christmas movies, or TikTok (or whatever newfangled app kids are using these days...probably bleepBlorp or something). Anyways, this thing rules.
I had it for a few glorious days, I loved it, everyone who saw it loved it, and it worked like a dream, but then disaster struck. I was on my way for a day in the Chicago Loop and I put it in the back pocket of my backpack and it fell out at some point. I’m devastated and I can’t repurchase it right now because my partner is getting irritated by packages and I’d have to explain to him why I bought it again. But 10/10 I’ll eventually, hopefully repurchase again. 😭
I bought this as a gift for a friend and he absolutely loves it. I’m very happy with my purchase.
hands down the best battery i’ve had which is not what i was expecting from a “novelty” battery. i love that you can see how charged it is, adjust the voltage, and pre-heat your blends….however i do not like that it shows how many puffs i’ve taken, but perhaps that’s because i don’t like knowing! ignorance is bliss when it comes to vaping imo, and i’d rather not! but overall it’s my favorite, every-day-use battery. i haven’t used it much in public but everyone i’ve shown it to thinks it’s hilarious.